Are they like boy-scout badges?

Some friends of ours say that the badge of early-parenthood is drool on one shoulder. We both usually have drool (if not food stains) on at least one shoulder, so it's clearly true.

Tonight, the little dude busted his lip pushing a crate around the kitchen. I wasn't paying attention, so I don't know exactly what happened. But see the puffiness on the top right side of his lip?

He's fine- he calmed and ate a whole piece of cheese toast and an entire banana.  My shirt, on the other hand, has seen better days. 

 Maybe blood on your shoulder can be the badge of Xtreme-parenthood.