Eureka! We've figured it out!

The problem with his baby spoons is that they aren't dangerous enough! Look at what happens when the little guy gets his hands on a dinner fork:

 He could probably kill somebody with that thing, and he loves it! I don't know why he's scrunching his face up like that, though. He does it all the time now. See?

His daycare teachers even asked me if he was pulling those faces at home. (Then they asked if he eats off the floor at home. I'm totally busted.)He's not even 14 months old and we already can't take him anywhere!